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Holey Hiker Bidet

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Holey Hiker BidetThere are three videos you should watch: CLICK HERE to see a ridiculously long video that I made explaining how to use the Holey Hiker Bidet. CLICK HERE to see a video about how to put the bidet in and out of a bottle And you can CLICK RIGHT HERE to see a video about the new bidet. International customers please click here for ordering instructions! Click here to see where the Holey Hiker Bidets are being used! Ok, now repeat after me: " I (state your

Ok, now repeat after me:

" I (state your name), from this day forward, take this bidet to be my faithfully trusted piece of gear, to own and to hold, through thick and thin poops, to be used daily in the woods away from a trail, and at least 150' away from water, until death or chronic constipation do us apart."

The picture of the Holey Hiker Bidet might show you what it looks like, but it does not come close to bringing you the same emotional joy that you will feel after using it the first time. Order one now. It will arrive at your home in a week or two. Take it out of the box. Pop it into your favorite water bottle. Drop your pants. Squirt.

You know what you are feeling?

Freedom.

Freedom from toilet paper. Freedom from chaffing and monkey butt. Freedom from that smell that starts coming up after about three days on the trail. Freedom from the guilt you have been feeling for years. You know that smearing poop against your skin with toilet paper until it disappeared just did not seem to make any sense. You are now living guilt free. You are living clean.

In the words of some of our favorite customers:

"I bought 2 bidets from you back in April. My wife and I spent the summer and fall hiking on the PCT and "the original squirt" was a superstar. It blew our minds. Our rear ends have never been so clean. We will never carry toilet paper again except in the most dire of desert conditions."  --Jacob

"Wash your butt. It’s only weird the first time or two and then you’re like, 'Why didn’t I start doing this years ago' Seriously. Wash your butt already." Phillip P

Click here to see where the Holey Hiker Bidets are being used! 

 

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J.M.Hunter
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
Useable and pleasant looking
Size: 6 Ft, Color: Black
There's probably not a lot you can say about power strips because they all just do what they're supposed to do. However I needed something that would give me more power Outlets in the small bathroom sink counter space than I had. I tried several of the ones that I had but they either turned out too bulky, thick cords or just too intrusive for what I needed. That's when I came across this little gem. It comes with six Outlets, three USB inserts, and a smaller less thick power cord, and the end has a 30 degree flat angle so that it lays flat against the wall when plugged in instead of sticking straight out like most cords. Most importantly to me was it fit snuggly behind the sink faucet and tightly against the wall. All and all it made the entire application look as built in as possible. I know this seems as if a lot to say about a simple power strip but I've seem other bathroom counter sink tops cluttered with all sorts of electrical devices vying for their own plug in space and I don't need to tell you what that looks like. This is just a simple little power strip that was able to turn a messy looking counter top into a lot less intrusive looking mess.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 26, 2026
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Nate
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 4
It’s a power strip
Size: 6 Ft-2 Pack, Color: Black
Works fine plug seams a bit thin but we will see
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Reviewed in the United States on January 15, 2026
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Miles Raymond
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
really flat
Size: 6 Ft, Color: Black
The power strip itself is mostly normal. Not too thin, not too bulky, but it's the plug that makes this extra special. It's the thinnest we've found so far, which is excellent for hiding behind furniture that blocks outlets, while this strip still makes power easily accessible. Though I will say I do appreciate the USB A and C ports for charging and find them quite handy for quick charging devices. It is a lot more useful than I originally thought. My main gripe is that the mounting on the back is not the typical X X insets that others have, which allow sliding the screws into any direction, so it can be mounted any direction, and instead are just - - so it can only slide a single direction, which I find much more limited when we mounted these under our kids' desks.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2026
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Danny
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 5
Perfect for behind desks
Size: 10 Ft-2 Pack, Color: White
I bought this 2-pack of power strip surge protectors because I was tired of having to pull my dresser and nightstands 3 inches away from the wall just to plug something in. These have been a total game-changer for my home office and bedroom. Why These Are a Must-Have: • The Ultra-Thin Flat Plug: This is the best feature. The plug is so slim that I can push my furniture almost completely flush against the wall. No more wasted space or awkward gaps! • USB-C Ports Included: Finding a strip with 2 USB-C ports (plus a standard USB-A) at this price point is rare. I can fast-charge my phone and tablet directly from the strip without needing those bulky power bricks. • Long 10 Ft Cord: The 10-foot length gave me the flexibility to mount one under my desk while the other reaches all the way across the room to a hard-to-reach outlet. • Peace of Mind: With 1700 Joules of surge protection, I feel much safer plugging in my expensive laptop and monitor. A Quick Note: The mounting holes on the back are great for keeping the floor clear, but make sure you have your own small screws, as they don't always come with the specific ones for every wall type. The Verdict: Getting two of these for such a reasonable price is a steal. They look clean, feel sturdy, and the flat plug design is genius. 10/10 would buy again for the rest of the house!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 20, 2026
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BB
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 5
works great
Size: 6 Ft, Color: Black
works great
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Reviewed in the United States on May 17, 2026

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