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A Destination Funeral: Does 5,000 Miles and 10 Feet Under, 'Get You Away From It All'

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A Destination Funeral: Does 5,000 Miles and 10 Feet Under, 'Get You Away From It All'The idea for A 'Destination Funeral' Does 5,000 Miles and 10 Feet Under, Get You Away From It All? came from the destination marriages which were becoming all the rage among a certain 1 percent; an opportunity to keep out the rif raf, to escape the crocodile tears? Of course what began as a meditation on death soon became one on life in our times, its challenges and rewards. I lived a period from 1947 well into the 21 st Century, a period fraught with

The idea for A 'Destination Funeral' -- Does 5,000 Miles and 10 Feet Under, ÒGet You Away From It All? Ó Ð came from the Ôdestination marriagesÕ which were becoming all the rage among a certain 1 percent; an opportunity to keep out the rif-raf, to escape the crocodile tears? Of course what began as a meditation on death soon became one on life in our times, its challenges and rewards.

I lived a period from 1947 Ð well into the 21 st Century, a period fraught with change and the challenges it brings. From black and white TV to HD hand-helds; from 'coming out' parties for debutantes to coming-out of the closet for one's gay marriage; from segregation to rap music and Nike endorsements, the changes have been well beyond any seers ability to imagine. I was often there, when things were changing, I, we, had no choice. Most of what is written is true, the few exaggerations are usually disclosed, tongue in cheek. The names, except for celebrities whom I donÕt think will mind, have been mostly left out.

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Sara Salazar
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 5
Beautiful design, perfect quality for seasoned destroyers.
Color: Crinkle Duck (Yellow), Size: Large
Absolutely adorable, excellent quality, I have a couple of monsters whose teeth make any kong toy tremble, I was very concerned whether something as soft and nice would last. So far so good. Good looking and soft and tough at the same time!.
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MADDY
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 5
Best fun indestructible toy
Color: Crinkle Duck (Yellow), Size: Large
Truly indestructible no matter how much our oittie tries. She has owned it for three months works at destroying every day with no success. She carries it everywhere. Best purchase for chewer, more fun than the popular rubber heavy duty toy. Do not hesitate your pup will thank you for this fun distraction.
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DEBORAH C. JONES
Whiting, US
★★★★★ 4
Happy with quality & price
Color: Crinkle Duck (Yellow), Size: Large
Lasts longer than most toys for the price Only bought Kong or Outward Hound for my 17 lb Lhasa Apso in the past a
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Evelyne Parkin
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
My puppy tore it up in about 5min. She had a ball while it lasted.
Color: Crinkle Duck (Yellow), Size: Large
Cute, not durable
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Isabella
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 5
Monkee-doodle loves that it has a crinkle sound when playing tug-of -war
Color: Crinkle Chicken (Yellow), Size: Large
Monkee-doodle likes this toy because it has a squeaker and it also has a crinkle noise maker inside. She loves playing with the toy and it’s easy to spot since it is bright yellow in color. It is suitable for dogs and doesn’t have any pieces that can come loose and harm your pet.
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