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George Bush, Dark Prince of Love: A Presidential RomanceSome women like muscle. Brute strength, or the illusion of it. Their idea of an attractive man is a craggy meatpacker with a squirrel brain, who likes to crush vermin with his bare fist. I call these women Reaganites. Personally, I've always preferred the underdog. Rosemary is an ex con with no viable career prospects, a boyfriend old enough to be her grandfather, and a major obsession with our nation's forty first president, whom she fondly refers to
Some women like muscle. Brute strength, or the illusion of it. Their idea of an attractive man is a craggy meatpacker with a squirrel brain, who likes to crush vermin with his bare fist. I call these women Reaganites....Personally, I've always preferred the underdog.Rosemary is an ex-con with no viable career prospects, a boyfriend old enough to be her grandfather, and a major obsession with our nation's forty-first president, whom she fondly refers to as G.B. Unexpectedly smitten during his inaugural address, Rosemary is soon anticipating G.B.'s public appearances with the enthusiasm she once reserved for all-you-can-eat breakfast buffets. As her ardor and determination to gain G.B.'s affection grow, Rosemary embarks on an increasingly outrageous campaign that escalates from personal letters to paid advertising, until at last she reaches the White House.
What happens next is nothing like how Rosemary imagined it would be.
Written with razor-sharp satiric wit and packed with wry observations of our times, our presidents, and our electorate, George Bush, Dark Prince of Love is a hilarious antidote to the hype and hypocrisy of America's most hallowed institutions.
Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Touchstone Books
Published: 01/25/2000
ISBN: 9780684862743
Pages: 160
Weight: 0.50lbs
Size: 8.58h x 5.50w x 0.41d
Review Citations: Kirkus Reviews 11/01/1999 pg. 1669
Publishers Weekly 11/29/1999 pg. 52
Mademoiselle 02/01/2000 pg. 74
Booklist 01/01/2000 pg. 878
New York Times 01/23/2000 pg. 12
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★★★★★ 4
Entertaining for our dog
Our German Shepherd enjoys the vibrating ball. It has helped with keeping him entertained when outdoor time is limited. Made strong
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Reviewed in the United States on January 20, 2026
★★★★★ 2
Ball
Didn’t like the quality downs treally jump or anything just vibrates
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Reviewed in the United States on February 24, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Finally, a toy my dog hasn’t murdered
If your dog destroys toys like it’s their full-time job, this stick is the boss-level challenge they didn’t see coming. I gave it to my power-chewer (a pit mix with jaws of steel), and after a week of gnawing, tossing, and dramatic tug-of-war battles, it’s still intact. Not even a dent. I think it might be made of space-grade rubber or the same stuff they use in black boxes.
It’s got a good weight to it — heavy enough to feel solid, light enough to toss without pulling a shoulder. No squeaker, no fluff, no sad stuffing guts all over the living room. Just pure chewable glory.
Pros:
• Actually indestructible (or close enough)
• Great for aggressive chewers
• No squeaker = peace and quiet
• Easy to clean and doesn’t smell weird
• Doubles as a fetch toy and chew stick
Minor feedback:
It’s a bit heavy for small dogs, and it doesn’t bounce or squeak — but if your dog’s into serious chewing, they won’t care. Also, don’t drop it on your foot. Trust me.
Final thoughts:
This toy is the Chuck Norris of dog sticks. If your pup has shredded everything else, give this a shot. It might just survive — and so might your sanity.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 7, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Durable
If you have an aggressive chewer this will hold up for about a month. After about a month of daily use my police k9 will get the ends off. Is it completely indestructible no, does it hold up better then any other toy he’s had absolutely. When you have a dog with super high toy drive you understand nothing is indestructible but I will say a month for a toy to last with my dog is great and I accept the fact I just have to buy new toys monthly. For reference my dog will destroy a Kong in about half the time.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 25, 2026
★★★★★ 5
GREAT DURABILITY FOR MY XL SUPER CHEWER !
My dog LOVESSSSS this toy. It’s definitely one of her favorites! I have a Pit-Mastiff mix and she loves to chew toys, but her breed also means she’s got an outrageous amount of strength in those jaws, making it hard to find toys that can last without getting torn up super easily. We typically buy Kong “Super Chewer” toys and this has held up better than those! We’ve had it a good few months and it’s super durable. She gnaws on this thing every day for a good bit of time, and it doesn’t have any weak spots, holes, chunks missing, NOTHING, except a few dimples. It’s firm but also has give to it that (I think) really provides a good chewing option. It’s got enough weight and give to it that I can throw it for her and it’ll bounce without flying around crazy like some toys. The toy itself is not super cute, but my dog definitely is when she’s carrying it around everywhere 🥹
My only con is that I wish it came in other colors! I was surprised that she liked it so much because she typically prefers bright colored toys like red/orange/blue/green. It took some time, but once she warmed up to it and realized she could chew as hard as she wanted on it, it was game over from there.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 11, 2025