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MOMMY CUSSES BOOKFor fans of Go the F*ck to Sleep, Mommy Cusses is a hilarious novelty parenting book full of tell it like it is quotes, snarky lists, and too true anecdotes that will resonate with new moms everywhere. For new ish mothers who need to laugh at the absurdity of parenting so they don't cry, who are looking for a we're in this together sense of solidarity, and who don't have time to read a "real" book, here is a hilarious and highly relatable collection
For fans of Go the F*ck to Sleep, Mommy Cusses is a hilarious novelty parenting book full of tell-it-like-it-is quotes, snarky lists, and too-true anecdotes that will resonate with new moms everywhere. For new-ish mothers who need to laugh at the absurdity of parenting so they don't cry, who are looking for a we're-in-this-together sense of solidarity, and who don't have time to read a "real" book, here is a hilarious and highly relatable collection of mom malarkey. There are real-talk quotes, helpful lists (such as "How to Look Like You Have Your Act Together"), "mom-tivities," and quizzes, all delivered with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Packaged in a handy trim size with colorful illustrations throughout, Mommy Cusses is the perfect gift for moms and moms-to-be who need some comic relief.Shipping Notes
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★★★★★ 5
Wonderful product
Color: Regular-Orange, Size: 2.5"(Medium)-12 Pack
Love these balls! They are very sturdy for dog chewers and retrieval.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 24, 2026
★★★★★ 3
Not as small as described
Color: Squeaky-Multi Colors, Size: 2.0"(Small)-4 Pack
Was disappointed with this product , as the reason for me ordering this product was so that I could gift to my little 6pound yorkie in an Easter basket , considering that my pet preference is SMALL balls and these were pretty much an average size ball. So she didn’t get much enjoyment out of them. Price was very fair , but money wasted overall because she doesn’t play with them.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 30, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Dog likes them
Color: Squeaky-Multi Colors, Size: 2.0"(Small)-12 Pack
Dog approved
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Reviewed in the United States on May 11, 2026
★★★★★ 5
So Far So Good
I adopted a young adult dog less than 2 weeks ago. She had spent over 12 hours a day in a crate and has excessive energy and anxiety built up. She is a strong chewer. So far, out of 6 toys, this is the only one still in one piece. It appears sturdy and extra bouncy. So much better than regular tennis balls.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 17, 2024
★★★★★ 5
My dogs favorite!
My dogs love these! They will play all day if you'd let them, these balls are their favorites. I use the chuck-it handle and they get tons of exercise in the big yard!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 22, 2026
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