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Description
Pdx Elite Milk Me Silly - LightTwerks, shakes, and gyrates like crazy! Milking does a hard cock good! We hope you're ready, because you're about to enjoy the most intense and realistic milking experience in the world with the Milk Me Silly! This giant bubble butt masturbator is ready to milk your cock dry with two mega powerful gyrating motors that vibrate and massage at the same time. You can choose from 5 different rotation functions and 5 different vibration functions or an
Twerks, shakes, and gyrates like crazy! Milking does a hard cock good!We hope you're ready, because you're about to enjoy the most intense and realistic milking experience in the world with the Milk Me Silly! This giant bubble butt masturbator is ready to milk your cock dry with two mega powerful gyrating motors that vibrate and massage at the same time. You can choose from 5 different rotation functions and 5 different vibration functions or an endless combination of milking fun. There's nothing like fucking a big juicy bubble butt, and with over 20 lbs of Pipedream's signature Fanta Flesh, the Milk Me Silly definitely takes it to the next level!
Dual Gyrating Motors
Each cheek features a mega powerful gyrating motor so that your cock gets massaged from both sides at the same time! Powered by a 24V adapter, each motor provides unparalleled massaging power that will milk your cock dry!
Ultimate Milking Experience
With a gyrating motor on both sides of your cock, and a vibrating bullet below your cock, the Milk Me Silly has every angle covered to make sure your milking experience is top notch!
Powerful Vibrating Bullet
Strategically placed to maximize the stimulation to your cock, this super powerful vibrating bullet adds another element of pleasure to your milking experience.
Vibration & Rotation Modes
Get ready for an endless combination of milking fun! The gyrating motors offer 5 rotation modes and 5 rotation speeds. The powerful bullet also offers 5 vibration modes and 5 vibration speeds.
3 Travel Plugs Included
The Milk Me Silly comes with 3 international travel plugs to use with its 24V adapter so you never have to miss a beat! Enjoy powerful vibrations and intense milking action wherever you go!
Height: 7.1" (18cm)
Tunnel Length (Vagina): 5.2" (13.3cm)
Tunnel Length Ass): 5.2" (13.3cm)
Tunnel Diameter:Stretches to over 3" (7.6cm)
Additional Product Features:
- 90 Day Limited Warranty
- Quick Start Guide
Quick Start Guide:
TURN ON/OFF - Press the power button to turn your unit on. When turned on, the LED lights will illuminate indicating what functions may be selected. The other buttons will not function until the unit has been turned on. Press the button again to turn your unit off. Your Milk Me Silly is also designed with an internal timer set to power the unit OFF after 30 minutes of continuous use.
VIBRATION MODES - Press the (V) button to turn ON the vibrating function. Press (V) to cycle through 5 vibration modes. Press the (+) button to increase vibration power. Press the (-) button to decrease vibration power. Press and hold the (V) button for 2 seconds to turn OFF vibrating function.
ROTATION MODES - Press the (R) button to turn ON the rotating function. Press (R) to cycle through 5 rotation modes. Press the (+) button to increase rotation speed. Press the (-) button to decrease rotation speed. Press and hold the (R) button for 2 seconds to turn OFF rotating function.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS - For cleaning, first unplug the unit, and then flush water in and out through the vagina and ass holes. The two holes connect, so flushing water through either hole will cleanse it properly. Do not rinse water through the backside opening, and do not submerge the masturbator completely in water. Store in a cool, dry place. Do not use oil-based lubricants with this unit, as they may cause deterioration of your TPE toy. Store separately from other toys.
CAUTION
Do not use this unit near any water source.
Always unplug the unit when not in use.
Always unplug the unit when cleaning/rinsing.
Extended use times can cause the unit to warm this is normal
If the unit begins to get hot, switch to a lower speed or stop use for a period of time to allow it to cool down. Allowing the unit to run too hot for an extended period of time will cause permanent damage to the product.
Your Milk Me Silly product has been designed with a safety-stop feature to protect the rotating gears. If too much weight is applied to the internal gears for too long they will slow to a crawl and the unit will stop. Be careful not to put too much weight on the top of the product while the gyrating is active. Doing so can permanently damage the product.
NOTE: Both holes connect to the same internal canal for super easy cleaning. The walls of the tunnel are intended to be tight and stretchy and aren't very wide when you first start out. With a few uses, the elasticity will increase and should be able to accomodate most sizes.
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- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
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★★★★★ 3
Sadly, DNF
Format: Kindle
I read this thru KU. I LOVED the synopsis. And then I began reading... and it was a DNF at 68% after picking it up and putting it down several times because I really loved the main female character.
*****SPOILERS*****
Pros:
The world is unique, intriguing and fun. The primary female character is bad-a** but not a b*tech or a mary sue. The primary female has depth. I really want to know what happens to her even tho it's been weeks and I don't remember her name. The villains to the point I read are pretty good -- an ever present threat of mysterious and possibly many culprits.
Cons:
Way, way too many points of view. I stopped counting at 7. It's the prime reason why I don't care about most of the characters or remember their names even when I like them. There's just too many points of view so almost none of the characters have enough book space for the author to properly develop them. This literally killed the book for me. Actually it killed my desire to read. For weeks.
The main male is more villain than hero. He agreed to marry the main female then locks her up & eschews her for her sister, all while bad mouthing her as unfit to rule when he never spent any time with her getting to know her. He is actually unfit to rule as he is blind to the woes of his own kingdom and starts off a peace mission to secure a ceasefire through marriage by murdering an inn full of people in her country for no real reason. Plus, he constantly makes promises he does not keep. And it's gross of him to pine for the sister behind the main female's back.
*****
As much as I really wanted to see what happened to the main female character, it wasn't enough for me to keep trying to slog thru this book. There was a lot of potential here that just fell short.
Hence, 3 stars.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 19, 2021
★★★★★ 5
Fae Courts with High Intrigue
Format: Kindle
This book is one that just builds and builds and then surprises you to no end. You may think you know the villains and then you are jolted in another direction. Princess Reyna is a real gem, strong of character, a fierce fighter, and loyal to her family and kingdom. Just when you think she and Lorcan, well you know, the plot is flipped. Can't wait to see where this goes in book two.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 7, 2023
★★★★★ 4
Slow, sorry but good
Format: Kindle
This was a slow moving book. Lots of character pov chapters, lots of superfluous descriptions and endless courtly appearances stalled this book to start. Once you get into the heart of the story, it takes off. Before you know it the book is done. My favorite character is Reyna. She is so strong. She is true to herself. She gets into a lot of trouble with her headstrong ways but it's entertaining. I have high hopes for Lorcan. He is honorable to a fault. Thane had turned out to be better than I thought but i still don't like him. Eislin is useless. Great plot twists at the end. I'm looking forward too book 2.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 6, 2020
★★★★★ 5
Very detailed! Beautiful world building! Strong Heroine!
Format: Kindle
Starts off a little slow and confusing with different POV’s, but starts to all come together towards the middle to make an elaborate plot line and makes it all worth it. Beautiful world building and attention to detail as well as great writing. The cliffhanger was gut wrenching! Can’t wait for the next book!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 4, 2020
★★★★★ 4
Interesting
Format: Kindle
This was a very captivating book once you got into it thoroughly. But the third person perspective was a bit hard to get used to. But as you got into it and followed the different characters, it was interesting and filled with intrigue, conflict and forbidden love.
I can’t wait to read the next one and to complete the series.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 12, 2022
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