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Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus Soap

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Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus Soap"Butt" keep Uranus clean too! It's been dealing with your crap for years! The future is here, and it's time to get your ass act together with our Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus. Soap. Because, when it comes to Uranus, you've got some cleaning up to do. So, ready your trusty loofah, and launch into action! But don't forget your rubber ducky sidekick it'll be a crucial ally in this "peril ass" mission. And remember to watch out for that black hole!

"Butt"... keep Uranus clean too!

It's been dealing with your crap for years!

The future is here, and it's time to get your ass act together with our Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus. Soap. Because, when it comes to Uranus, you've got some cleaning up to do. So, ready your trusty loofah, and launch into action! But don't forget your rubber ducky sidekick - it'll be a crucial ally in this "peril-ass" mission. And remember to watch out for that black hole!

  • Keep Earth clean, it isn't Uranus. Bar Soap
  • Soap for Human Earthlings
  • Meteors streaking the sky? Cool.
  • Uranus streaking your underwear? Not cool.
  • Clean up your act! The lunar, the better.
  • This soap is on a mission to Uranus... a noble 'ass-ignment'
  • Not for use in meteor showers.


The moment has come to retire your outdated soap on a rope. Now you can keep our solar system sparkling clean with this daring, beyond-the-stars, naturally sarcastic soap, and complete your mission without so much as a streak on your underwear.

An outstanding gag gift for boyfriends, space cadets, pun devotees, "asstronauts", "asstronomers", and grown-ass adults who still giggle at the mention of Uranus. On that note... Did you know that 63 planet-earths can fit inside Uranus? Sheesh! Who knew?!

  • Made in the ❤️ of the Milky Way, 🌎 USA!
  • Handcrafted. Small-Batch.
  • Cold-Process. All-Natural Artisan Soap.
  • Simple Ingredients! No harsh chemicals or dyes.
  • Alcohol-Free, Sulfate-Free, Aluminum-Free.
  • Phthalate-Free, Parabens-Free.
  • Plant-based. Vegan. No Animal Fats.
  • Cruelty-Free. No Animal Testing.
  • Made From Natural Oils. Palm Oil Free.


Made in the USA, Planet Earth, the Solar System, Orion Arm, Milky Way Galaxy, Universe. Earth-friendly and Mother Nature approved. This useful gag gift is practical for the bath, but is not for use in fiery meteor showers.

This out-of-this-world body and hand soap bar measures 3 inches tall x 3 inches wide x 1 inch deep and weighs 4.5 oz. Packaged in a prank gift box our Our Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus. Soap is a fun adult gag gift, for those with a juvenile sense of soap humor.

Black Hole scented.  Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Sunflower Oil, Soybean Oil, Canola Oil , Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance.

♻️ Recycle, or we all die, your first.

Great for: Earth Day, planet, hippies, astronaut, outer-space gifts, butt jokes, funny gifts for men

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MY FAVORITE HAND LOTION FOR DECADES
Scent: Unscented, Size: 20.3 Fl Oz (Pack of 3)
This particular version of Vaseline Intensive Care hand lotion is the best on the market. I have used it for decades, and though I have tried to other brands, keep coming back to this. It moisturizes very well, is not greasy and can be used anywhere on the body. Highly recommend!
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★★★★★ 4
Moisture Without the Grease
Scent: Unscented, Size: 20.3 Fl Oz (Pack of 3)
This unscented Vaseline lotion truly provides long lasting moisture for dry skin It’s rich but absorbs quickly & doesn't leaving greasy or sticky residue. The only negative is the T-shaped pump head — I find it a bit awkward to use. Still, the formula itself is excellent.
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★★★★★ 5
Good price.
Scent: Unscented, Size: 20.3 Fl Oz (Pack of 3)
Always a good product. Decent price.
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★★★★★ 5
Nice product.
Scent: Unscented, Size: 20.3 Fl Oz (Pack of 3)
A nice product without perfume.
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Love love this lotion. I have very dry skin and this is perfect. Absorbs well and feels great!
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