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HYPERTHETICALS

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HYPERTHETICALSYou are in an unfortunate situation in which you are forced to consider cannibalism in order to stay alive. WOULD YOU RATHER EAT BABIES OR ELDERLY PEOPLE? You are offered a Brain Pill that will make you feel 10 percent more intelligent, but you will seem 20 percent less intelligent to everyone else. DO YOU TAKE THE PILL? SUPPOSE YOU WAKE UP INHABITING BRUCE SPRINGSTEIN'S BODY. Your voice sounds just like Bruce's, but your musical ability is still

You are in an unfortunate situation in which you are forced to consider cannibalism in order to stay alive. WOULD YOU RATHER EAT BABIES OR ELDERLY PEOPLE?

You are offered a Brain Pill that will make you feel 10 percent more intelligent, but you will seem 20 percent less intelligent to everyone else. DO YOU TAKE THE PILL? 

SUPPOSE YOU WAKE UP INHABITING BRUCE SPRINGSTEIN'S BODY. Your voice sounds just like Bruce's, but your musical ability is still entirely your own. You are scheduled to perform in a huge concert that night. WHAT DO YOU DO?

How would your mother answer these questions? Your best friend? Your significant other? PREPARE YOURSELF FOR SOME INSANE CONVERSATIONS.  
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Laverne W.
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 4
Not quite right for me!
Color: Sage Green, Size: 16
It’s not as high quality as I thought it would be 🤷🏾‍♀️
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nikkiey
Bozeman, US
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Runs small
Color: Beige, Size: 6
Runs small
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Tracie
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
Great material, sharp looking suit!
Size: 7, Color: Light Blue
Very nice suit! We got tons of compliments. Please note it does NOT come with an undershirt. We used this for a First Holy Communion, but I wouldn't hesitate to use it in a wedding! The material was the best that I've seen compared to the four other suits I bought on amazon (I was skeptical and crunched for time)...this won! Great value for the money too. My kid felt very sharply dressed, and wants to find another occasion to wear this light blue suit lol
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Jaclyn
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 5
Would repurchase
Size: 8, Color: Beige
Perfect for a communion. Would absolutely recommend!
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Josefrias
Lowell, US
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Perfect
Size: 7, Color: Light Blue
Love it . Good quality . Value for money . Perfect color . R sizing
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